I really hate that I have to talk about this because I am sure most of my followers are at least over 35! On one hand, it’s extremely sad. On the other 3 hands (yes I said 3), it’s just plain NASTY!! I know we’ve all encountered this issue or YOU may be the one causing this issue; regardless as to what side of the track you are on this is for EVERYONE! Nastiness in a PUBLIC RESTROOM!
Let’s start talking about going into the restroom for a simple tinkle. FIRST OF ALL, if you don’t want to sit and decide to squat WHY DON’T YOU WIPE THE SEAT BEFORE YOU LEAVE??? Are you in that much of a rush that you can’t turn around and wipe the piss you left on the seat??? No one wants to clean up behind you Ma’am! That is so nasty to leave your sprinkles behind for the next person to clean up. However, let’s say you were nice enough to use a toilet seat liner or you lined the toilet with toilet paper…do you not turn around to make sure all of that paper flushed??? Nope, you didn’t. WHY NOT??? What is the problem with simply turning around while you are pulling your Granny Panties up to make sure you flushed everything properly??
Now let’s talk about going #2. Lets face it, everyone has bowel movements and other bodily functions. We can’t schedule when this happens, regardless of what some of you may thing (I’ve heard people at work say that it’s nasty to go #2 at work…what are you supposed to do, hold it and end up with sepsis???). That is not the issue that I have, the issue I have is not properly cleaning behind yourself when you go. I know this is TMI, but if I have to go at work I make sure I have spray and whatever else I need to try to make it as comfortable as possible for anyone else coming into the restroom or using the stall behind me. I understand everyone may not go in as prepared as I and that’s ok, BUT can you make sure all of your ish paper is flushed along with the toilet seat covers (if you happen to use them)??? No one wants to clean up behind your nasty behind (literally). I would think it should be habit to look at the toilet to make sure everything is flushed before leaving out of the stall. Why wouldn’t you check behind yourself to make sure you didn’t leave anything behind?? Do you not properly flush and leave your toilet clean AT HOME????
The last thing I am going to talk about…..I’m sorry y’all but I gotta. Again, it’s apart of life and being the age we are we’ve been going thru this for a long time. Why do you think it’s ok to leave your ‘monthly’ items behind? Why not flush your ‘stick em up’? WHY leave ‘residue’ behind on the toilet?? That right there is the NASTIEST of the NASTIEST things EVER!!! No one wants to see your biohazard bodily fluid left behind in the bathroom!!!!!!!! I hate I’ve never caught the person walking out of the stall leaving this nasty mess behind cause I would have called you so many nasty bishes!!
What’s so unfortunate about this is that I am not talking about kids or teens, I AM TALKING ABOUT GROWN ASS WOMEN some with GRANDKIDS!!! I refuse to believe that you’re only nasty at work, I am sure you’re just as nasty at home. That’s why I don’t do potlucks any more. I don’t have time to get sick because you decided to walk out of the restroom without properly washing your hands. Ma’am, please add soap to that water when washing your hands. Simple water does NOT get your hands clean…K PUMPKIN???
I’m sure someone is reading this saying ‘who does she think she is’ or ‘who made her the bathroom monitor’…..I am not trying to be the bathroom monitor, I just want to have a decent experience when I go in there just like everyone else should. All I am saying is to be a more conscience of how you are leaving the stall after you use it. Clean up behind yourself….if you have to go #2, take some spray with you. As a grown woman, you need to be more aware of this type of stuff. You can’t go around being nasty your WHOLE life. Geez…..